This week was very short. We visited Princeton, but nearly nothing happened there. Except Jardáč had to dive for his Aerobie... Mik became officially Czech... We had tasty burgers and so on.
There is a thing in Princeton I want to talk about. Einstein's house. Do not go there. Never ever. Period.
We found a fountain. It was a nice fountain, so we decided to run under the stream of water, it was pleasant. Then we decided to do it again. And again. It was a great fun. I had just one problem, if the water dries, it dries from ends of my shorts first and then it stays in the center where is the cloth thickest. So to all people that had seen me. I didn't pee myself!
Also, immediately after the shower, we went to a museum. It was nice, but air conditioned. That means for three hours I was selectively colded by some water in not very pleasant place.
This week we also visited IBM. It was far and just half of the lectures were engaging, others not so. The food there was delicious though.
During the way to IBM Štěpán introduced me to fanfiction book Harry Potter and the methods of rationality. You should read it! Or maybe shouldn't... It is good, too good. It is the reason I did nothing during the whole week.
Harry Potter intermezzo
"It's great, I loved it. Harry Potter is more intelligent and scientific in this book he really wants to know how magic works," said Štěpán. "Ok, I will give it a try. There is nothing to do anyway."
So Štěpán opened the laptop and found the book. And I started reading. And the bus was going to his destination. And I read.
"... Sorry, it usually works, but not now..." Some lady was explaining something about IBM. She had a cool presentation monitor. This technology is used by at most ten people in the world, and forty of these ten people would rather a laptop.
"If I will open the book here, she will notice me after about ten minutes that I am not paying attention. Maybe it is worth it... But then she will think that I am a jerk. Ok, I will wait."
In another darkened presentation room, a few minutes after:
"Ok, there, I will read. There is dark nobody will see me."
"Laptop shines... ***."
Then there were lectures.
"Ok, this is really boring, she had my attention for twenty minutes, now it is over. I am opening the laptop."
"Maybe I can be seen... what if I lean back?"
"Ok, that's better, this is genius."
"Ok, this one is pretty good. I am not reading during this one..."
"Maybe a little?"
"Shut up!"
Then days went like this.
"Ok, it was a lunch. I should rest for a while. It is not good to work stuffed."
"Why is six now? I wanted to stop."
"Ok, I took a shower. I should go to sleep."
"But..."
"But what?"
"One chapter never killed nobody."
"Maybe... but in the morning, I will be tired."
"Come on, it is only one chapter. It won't take more than 20 minutes."
"Ok, let's do this."
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...
"You cheated! It's 3am!"
"It wasn't what you wanted?"
"Yes, I mean, No!"
"Haha, you are mine now!"
